i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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