I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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