At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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