Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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