i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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