its not stalking. its research.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
