What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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