Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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