You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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