Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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