Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
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I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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