My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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