Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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