chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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