Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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