I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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