ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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