he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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