Pappa wants mamma naked
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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