is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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