you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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