New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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