I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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