weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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