My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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