Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
