i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
i now understand why vodka
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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