I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
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The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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