Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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