OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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