Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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