I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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