My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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