This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
this is an emotional support booty call
i think im in europe. pls send help