i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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