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• (206): View more from Washington

  i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.

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• (347): View more from New York

  his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.

  (970): View more from Colorado

  What a gentleman.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit

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