i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit