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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  hes a good boy he deserves a good blow

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• (916): View more from California

  It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.

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