i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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She's not a foreskin expert like you
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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