and you said cock pushups were impossible
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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