Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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