So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
This is the high leading the old right now
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
