D3 body, D1 cock
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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