So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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