dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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