The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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