i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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