so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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