I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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