I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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