You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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