i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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