Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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