So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
