he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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