how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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