sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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