I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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