Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
