so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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