is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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